Er der koldt i Norge?

Har været på "blogrundtur" og fandt denne hos Malin fra Norge. Jeg storgrinede da jeg læste den, så mon ikke der også er andre der vil synes det er sjov?

TEMPERATURES IN NORWAY:

+15°C / 59°F - This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start
here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians
are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F The French are trying in vain to start their central
heaating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F Italian cars won't start. The Norwegians are cruising in
cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a
little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F People in California almost freeze to death. The
Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians
start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Norwegians end their
Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here!!!

-30°C / -22°F People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from
the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry
indoors.

-40°C / -40°F Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand
in line at the hotdog stands.

-50°C / -58°F Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The
Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real
winter weather.

-70°C / -94°F The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes
out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F Microbes in food don't survive. The Norwegian cows
complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F ALL atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start
saying "Faen, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F Hell freezes over, Norway wins the Eurovision Song
Contest.